SEE THE GLORY IN ACTION!!
FUZZY TIME IN FULL 9X GLORY!! NO WINDOWS SLAVERY!!
24-HOUR TIME IS MILITARY MADNESS!! NUMERICAL GIBBERISH!!
13:45?? 21:17?? PUNCH CARD NONSENSE FOR ROBOTS!!
OFFSET CALCULATIONS MELT YOUR MIND!! MATH IS THE ENEMY!!
POCKET ENIAC FREES YOU - SAYS "QUARTER TO TWO" LIKE A HUMAN!!
MILITARY TIME = MIND CONTROL!! ENIAC FIGHTS BACK!!
NO MORE DECODING 18:25 LIKE A DAMN MAINFRAME!!
5-MINUTE FUZZINESS - REAL PEOPLE TIME!! NO PRECISE LIES!!
BUREAUCRATS WANT YOU COUNTING SECONDS - REJECT THEIR CHAINS!!
WINDOWS 9X STYLE - BUT NO BILL GATES ANTICHRIST OS!!
TESTED ON LINUX - FREEDOM OS!! WINDOWS IS SATAN’S PRISON!!
BEVELED BUTTONS RULE!! TEAL AND GRAY DEFY MICROSOFT!!
POCKET ENIAC BRINGS RETRO POWER WITHOUT GATES’ CURSE!!
SEE THE GLORY IN ACTION!!
FUZZY TIME IN FULL 9X GLORY!! NO WINDOWS SLAVERY!!
TIME OFFSETS?? LET ENIAC SWEAT IT!! YOU JUST LIVE!!
23:55 + 15min?? "TEN PAST MIDNIGHT" - DONE!! BRAIN SAVED!!
MILITARY CLOCKS ARE PSYOPS!! CONFUSE AND CONTROL!!
INSTALL THIS - THROW THEIR TIMECODES IN THE TRASH!!
NO MORE "OH NINE HUNDRED HOURS" GARBAGE!!
ENIAC SAYS "NINE AM" LIKE A SANE PERSON!!
COMPLEX TIME IS A SCAM - OFFLOAD IT TO MACHINES!!
DOWNLOAD NOW - RECLAIM YOUR FREEDOM FROM DIGITS!!
DEFEAT THE TIME TYRANNY!! POCKET ENIAC OR BUST!!
PYTHON + QT - OPEN SOURCE REBELLION!! NO TECH OVERLORDS!!
FUZZY TIME IS REAL TIME!! EXACT MINUTES ARE A LIE!!
INSTALL NOW!! BREAK THE 24-HOUR CURSE!! WAKE UP!!